JARED'S BLOG O' STUFF: 2010...Day 7

Thursday, January 07, 2010

2010...Day 7

carry on, nothing to see here...

3 wisecracks:

kelly said...: I don't know Jared....I just can't believe nothing is going on there.; January 7, 2010 6:28 PM
The Fox Den said...: You are a riot!; January 7, 2010 10:01 PM
lissette said...: You made me look!! you are just too cute!!!; January 12, 2010 2:34 PM

a brief history of mine...

Born: November, 1968

Elementary: Charles Peck, Bilquist

Middle School: McLoughlin Middle School

High School: Rex Putnam

College: UNLV / SUU / UNLV

Married: Seoul, Korea

Sexy Love: Lissette

Children: Paris Sage, Tristan Xian and Esher Dean

Dog: Sebastian Butterscotch (golden retriever)

Favorite Team: ROCKIES!

Concert Attendance: 100+

Favorite Color: Brown /Orange / Any and all earth tones

Office Color: Orange

Eye Color: Blue

Overweight: 25 pounds

Favorite Desert: Cookie Dough

Favorite Cities around the world: Paris, Hong Kong, Stockholm

quotes quotes quotes...

"I do want a brother, but not a little brother. I want a big brother that can play the Wii with me all day - someone like Tarl." -- Esher (at Age 5) - answer to question "do you wish you had a brother?" Tarl is his 28 year old cousins-in-law.

"Look momma, it's a hospital-car." -- Esher (at Age 5) pointing to an ambulance next to them.

"i don't really like talking to girls i don't know cause then they'll like me and want to marry me." -- Esher, Age 5.

"They want me to pee in a cup even when there is a toilet right there???" -- Esher, confused at the doctor about the whole 'pee in a cup' thing.

"Dad, how much does a penny cost?" -- Tristan

"This is a short-cut, but a long one." -- Esher, while showing Lissette how to get back home from a neighbour's house.

"They sure write a lot and their handwriting isn't very good." -- Tristan's observation while walking around New York, as she looked at all of the graffiti.

"My hand ankle hurts." -- Paris, explaining that she hurt her wrist.

"In the temple families can be sealed together forever so they can’t get away from each other, even when they go to heaven." -- One of Paris' first testimonies in Sacrament meeting when she was 4.

"This game seems really easy - what, you get 4 chances to go 10 yards? Each side seems to find a way to screw that up though." -- Lissette's comment to me after my explaining to her the rules of football, about 1/2 the way thorugh the Chargers / Colts playoff game.

"Our car would be perfect if it made hot chocolate." -- Tristan's comment on the way back to the car after sledding.

"No mom, I think my tooth misses me." -- Tristan, being asked by Lissette if she missed her just pulled tooth.

"Then I'll be 7, then 8, then 9. And then I'll be a dad. And then I'll be tired of growing up and I'll die." -- Esher, telling Lissette his future plans.

"I think every year I get more and more beautiful." -- Paris, after showing Lissette her latest school pictures.

"I'm nice and I'm also pretty." -- Tristan’s answer in primary when asked what one of her talents was.

"OK Dad, you grab Paris and I'll carry Tristan." -- Esher (age 3), offering to help me carry the girls upstairs to bed after they fell asleep. Needless to say, he couldn't lift her.

"Mom, I just don't know what they are going to teach me. I'm so good already." -- Paris, after her first Art Class

"Mom, I'm trying to sleep but my sleepers broken" -- Esher, coming into our room after being in bed for 5 minutes

Dusty: "Do you wish I was your Dad?"
Paris: "No, I just want your money." -- Paris, after Dusty gave her a hand full of quarters for her 7th birthday.

JARED'S BLOG O' STUFF

Thursday, January 07, 2010

2010...Day 7

3 wisecracks:

About moi

a brief history of mine...

quotes quotes quotes...

blogs that rock...

maybe interesting, maybe not

my old words

music loves me...